BABY, NOT IN YO MAMA HOUSE

OOOhhh WHEEE I am trying not to make any noise, but Eugene is nibbling on my thighs and he is almost to my Honey Spot. He know I'm loud and can't hold it in when he making me feel so good. I can't believe she let us sleep in the same bed and he gone really make her hate my ass for letting him get fresh in her house. She gave me a funny look when Eugene told her it was okay if we slept together cuz he think I'm the ONE and we PROBLY get married...What the hell does that mean? Niggas know they will come up with some shit, wont they? So, he was doing good when we went to sleep, but now its about 4 a.m. and I felt him roll over and rub his monster and I knew my ass was in STRAIGHT TROUBLE.

I am trying so hard not to make a sound but he has made it to Ms. Kitty and is putting a slow suck on my clit and he knows I LOVE THAT RIGHT THUR, YES SIR!!! He curls his tongue on the underside of my pearl tongue and I let out a moan cuz I just couldn't help myself. He thens takes the whole thing in his mouth and kinda pops it, DAYUUUMMM BABY, that's what I let slip out of my mouth. Don't do that baby, not in you Mama house... She is gone get me, and not be mad at you. Eugene then reassures me that his Mama is sleep and she sleeps real hard and wont hear us. I ask him one mo time, if he thought she might be up and of course he has flipped my ass over and telling me to back that thang up...WHEEWWW, not what am I supposed to do because he is MY MAN AND I LIKES WHAT HE WORKING WITH...You know what I'm sayin? Gene is so nassy, he breaks out with, "whose pussy is this?" My face is all in the pillow trying not to make too much noise and he didn't hear me answer him; so he gets alittle louder and asked me again. "LESIA WHO PUSSY IS THIS?" He is grinding in a circle twice and then switching that shit up and goes counter clockwise on my ass, DAYUUUM baby "IT'S YOURS BUBBIE" . He then starts smacking me on the ass hard and fucking the shit out of me and we both release our climax at the same time...That boy know he know how to love me and I aint never gone leave this mofo...

I am lying there trying to get myself together and Eugene taps me on the leg and tells me to go get him a washcloth to wash him off. WHAT? I cant go across the hall to the bathroom, his Mama is surely gone wake up then. So, I have a dilemna on my hands cuz I need to wash myself as well. I rub some titty on his arm thinking thats gone get him to help me out, and tell him to go for me cuz I dont know where my robe is in the dark room, NOT. I search around in the room and find his big shirt and slip that on and try to tiptoe to the bathroom when I get the door knob in my hand I hear his Mama's door swing wide open. DANG, she comes right out of that door and ask me DID SHE HEAR ME PHUCKING IN HER HOUSE? Now, let me stop right here, who did she think I was doing it with? I knew she would think I'm the bad guy when she know her freaky ass child. I am like a deer in the headlights, what am I supposed to say behind that. I just kinda look at her, and she says I know yo little HOT ASS did so don't even fix your lips to lie. But, then she kinda grins and says, "that mess running down yo legs gave you away". I ran in the bathroom like CUJO was after me!!!!

I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHO I AM PIMPIN

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS TRICK, HE GOT ME MESSED UP FA REAL!!! I am sitting here in the car waiting on my girl Natasha to come out of the BP on Magnolia, when I see Eugene kissing some female on the neck coming out of the store. They look all happy and cheesing, so he must have been with her for a minute. He always giving some excuse why we can't go out because he working at the studio, I guess the studio got a name and its this girl right here. But, that's okay I grew up with all brothers and would get a beat down from them if I act like this knuckle head got my head all messed up. I was taught early to handle my buziness and never let a man see me sweat. Just get busy with my own life and dont worry about him.

Eugene is straight foul on this, knowing my family on this part of town. I hear my phone buzzing in my purse and it's my girl Natasha texting me that Eugene and some trick were in the store. See, that's what I'm talking about, I dont want to have to kick Tasha's ass for getting all in my shit about this boy. Why can't men at least not disrespect your geography? But, this always happens, and then his ass be blowing my damn email, phone and sidekick up...I be like, "is this an emergency, WHAT DO YOU WANT?"...And, what he don't know is I already know she is married as hell. Just stupid, does he not think her ass will cheat on him too...She tell him all her business with her husband and then he swear that makes his simple ass special. He gone treat me like an afterthought and be putting her up like she all that..NOT PIMPIN The same way she doing him and wanting you, she gone be wanting another nigga when she get you. She is a cheater DUDE, and you know you want to be HER ALL AND ALL... Well, be careful how you get people and how you start a relationship off, cuz that same stick gone be measured against YOU..

I drop Tasha off and go home so I can hook up with her later at "Club Shakes". I put on some Keyshia Cole's, "Didn't I Tell You" and run me a bubble bath. I know that hot water will help to ease some of the tension in my body from the business I got to handle with Eugene. If he think I'm going to go for this continual disrespect I know HE DON'T KNOW WHO I AM. So, I am standing here in the mirror after my bath and shaking my ass to Keyshia. I do alittle shimmy shake to the part where she says, "WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND ITS ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY...DIDN'T I TELL YOU BOY". I keeps booty popping so when I do that shit tonight when my that fine ass Johnathan be sitting there staring at your girl, he will know my skillz are on point. What Eugene dont know is when I take a break between men, I still practice droppin it like its HOT AND gyrating my Kitty Kat to ensure that snapping pussy is STILL FIYAH...!!!! He BETTA ASK SOMEBODY BOUT ME, I'M JUST SAYIN.

Be careful what you do pimpin, that very woman you try to run over is the ONE YOU GONE BE LOOKIN FOR IN THE END....Like Aretha says, "JUST TRYIN TO PUT YOU ON GAME"!!!

Shake Yo Poak Chops

I was surfing the web, as I do everyday and I came across something that shocks the conscience in a way that you have to stop and take notice. The song is entitled, "Poak Chop", and yes I spelled that correctly. I was taken aback by the environment and surroundings in the video. I mean the old house with the people sitting on the porch smoking and drinking in front of the kids was a bit much to say the least. But, I listened to the song and kinda started liking the beat. I then watched the people dancing and couldn't believe my eyes that those kids were gyrating and shaking their butts like strippers. And, then I started to thinking, they dance to other artist, why not dance to somebody that they know. If, you put on Lil Wayne or Jay-Z, they would be dancing just as hard. I was taking to my daughter about it, and she said she was going to start doing the dance and teaching it to her co-workers. She also said, she would have been in the video if given the chance.

Well, my nosey self decided to look a little deeper into this Tamechi, whose name is listed as the owner of the video. Don't sleep on Tamechi, he designed the MC Hammer pants back in the day and has designed clothes for some of the hottest names in television. So, grandmama was right when she said, "don't judge a book by it's cover." You don't really know who you are looking at most of the time. The song is catchy and the rapping is as good as any I've heard from highly publicized artists. So, check out the video and leave comments on what you think. Now, get ready cuz it's alittle unbelievable at best.